Wednesday 1 October 2008

By Means Of An Introduction

It seems only fair that I save you a few clicks of the internet and introduce myself.

My name is Clara and has been since my parents announced me to the world. I work as a minion designing "pneumatic conveying systems" and when I have five minutes I plot how to take over the world using yogurt.

I am a Saint John Ambulance member, a partner to a wonderful chap, a cripple, and a lover of classic cars (I do apologise if you were expecting a tree hugging hippy who lives off unprocessed mushroom juice).

If you want to know more than I guess you'll just have to ask.

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