It seems only fair that I save you a few clicks of the internet and introduce myself.
My name is Clara and has been since my parents announced me to the world. I work as a minion designing "pneumatic conveying systems" and when I have five minutes I plot how to take over the world using yogurt.
I am a Saint John Ambulance member, a partner to a wonderful chap, a cripple, and a lover of classic cars (I do apologise if you were expecting a tree hugging hippy who lives off unprocessed mushroom juice).
If you want to know more than I guess you'll just have to ask.